“I had the KFC shits.”
“I gotta call my baby daddy at 2:30 everyday or else he’s gonna shack up with one of his other 6 baby mama’s.”
“What’s Obama gonna do for us?!”
“I gotta get to tha courthouse cuz the law is tryin’ to take my grandkids away” (This woman is 32 years old)
“They was givin’ me attitude, so I gave them attitude back.”
“Whachu mean I can’t wear a track suit?”
