When asked why they took a 20 minute bathroom break…
“I had the KFC shits.”
Posted June 11, 2009 at 1:50pm
When asked why she was on her cell phone during class…
“I gotta call my baby daddy at 2:30 everyday or else he’s gonna shack up with one of his other 6 baby mama’s.”
Posted June 10, 2009 at 10:43am
When asked why he was not doing what he was supposed to be doing…
“What’s Obama gonna do for us?!”
Posted June 5, 2009 at 2:36pm
When asked why she wouldn’t be in class tomorrow…
“I gotta get to tha courthouse cuz the law is tryin’ to take my grandkids away” (This woman is 32 years old)
Posted June 4, 2009 at 11:56am
When asked why he was fired…
“They was givin’ me attitude, so I gave them attitude back.”
Posted June 3, 2009 at 5:43pm
In reference to the company’s dress code…
“Whachu mean I can’t wear a track suit?”
Posted June 3, 2009 at 8:44am
